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David Humphrey

he is only focused on athletics. He doesn't care about people's feelings . just when you think he likes you back he says sports is more important than someone willing to care for him. he is selfish, rude, doesn't care when your down and deserves to burn in hell. He will be nice and then ruin your life. Don't trust him. this is not about a celebrity.
David Humphrey was really mean to me today
by k-lynn13 November 5, 2020
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david

david will light up your life, his big smile is absolutely contagious and lights up a room. his fluffy brown hair and dark brown eyes make him so so attractive, and he’s so smart and yet still so humble. he’ll treat you like an absolute princess and act like that’s the standard. never let go of a david, theyre so so rare and you’d be so unbelievably lucky to find one.
i love david so much
by carolinaadeandrade December 11, 2023
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david

did you see david he’s such a bum
by Papaws June 5, 2022
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David

Someone whose knee bleeds everywhere they go. Whose knee will never heal. Someone whose knee will always permeate pain. Pins and needles of pain. Rotting wound
I hope David's knee gets worse and festers more.
by Pop Handler June 3, 2025
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David

will never hit puberty and secreatly has a vagina
David's bitch left him because he has no dick
by goja3456 December 14, 2021
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David Sim

Four eyed daddy long leg with high brain power who is ready for sims into Lin’s as well as capable of being wuss when people talk about his simulation with Jolie
Look it’s David Sim what is he gonna do this time with his four eyes and 200iq
It’s a David sim I hope he had a good night with Lin
by Sim Into Lin September 8, 2019
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David

A david is a kind person. Sometimes he can be mean but if you're close he's like your big brother, He gets introuble often but he has a good heart. He's nice to people if they're nice to him, and if you're a bitch to him he's a bitch to you. A David isn't afraid to hurt somebody that hurt his friend. Sometimes he gets grumpy/upset but he never tries to hurt somebody he truly loves. He's just a really good friend.
Girl one: "Is that David? Did he come back from moving already?"

Girl two: "Yeah! He was my best friend. I missed him a lot."
by IheartSharks April 13, 2023
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