douche bigalow 

a very boring fuckface who is dating your best friend. usually a boy. he is freakishly annoying. you want to light them on fire. you usually get the urge to flip them off or constantly piss them off.

*you are at my house. dont flip me off. ughh you are sucha douche bigalow.

douche bigalow by purplegirl(: July 29, 2010

Douche Cake 

1. Another name for the "Dolce De Leche" caramel cheese cake from Burger King.

2. A derogatory term similar to douche bag. Although it can also be used in a more friendly way, as in when you are jokingly insulting your friends.

1. "I would like a whopper and a douche cake."

2. "You are such a douche cake."

Douche Cake by I am B August 1, 2007

douche buster

when you bust some one being a douche bag.

Adam showed his douche buster skills when, he nailed Shawn being a douche.

douche buster by fredd123 October 2, 2007

douche cruise ship 

People who whine too much on web based drifting forums.

He is a douche cruise ship.

douche cruise ship by Michelle_LS1 March 7, 2008

douche bag 

Habbo Hotel User. QED.

Person1: fuck that guy is a douche bag!
Person2: Yea i bet he even plays Habbo Hotel
Person1: Definately.

douche bag by lenswipe April 13, 2008

douche bag 

someone who is to cool for school.
An idiot.
a fucking douche.
someone who is such a nuisance u want to kill them.

that kid such a douche bag for ditching us

douche bag by Charles Dodgeson April 12, 2009

douche bag 

My brother Jaron Bennett
he is a complete retard and full of doucheness

jaron likes it anal and likes douche bags

douche bag by mr douche himself Jaron September 9, 2009