Bloody donkey

A bloody donkey is when your fucking from behind while the girl your fucking is on her period, and after she turns around and kicks you in the bloody dick.

Don’t try the bloody donkey, shit don’t feel good after.

by Travis is a hoe May 21, 2019

Drunken Donkey Punch

While you are having sex with your significant other and your are not satisfied so you decide to punch her and knock her out so the vaginal muscles tighten.

“I’m bout to drunken donkey punch this lil hoe”

by The king 35463$28 May 10, 2018

Donkey (Racing Game)

A Game where you have to avoid your car from crashing because of a donkey.

The IBM PC comes with Donkey (Racing Game).

by Darkbross November 09, 2022

Gronk Donkey

An especially big gronk, more than likely an ugly gronk. An idiot.

That woman Maryanne is a gronk donkey frick meeeeeee!!!

by Bimbam69 July 08, 2024

Donkey squirts

When a person has cramping in the stomach, as well as unholdable, uncontrollable diarrhea to the point where it makes you vocal

"Aaaaugh eeeeoooohhh"

I got the donkey squirts last night after eating that crunchwrap Supreme

by Yunglummy June 01, 2025

Donkey piss

slang for can we finish Naruto movie film extravaganza

Hey! Donkey piss.

by Jollof on the rocks March 13, 2021

Trotterless Donkey

This ignorant beast was formed when Uncle PecTOR decided to cross Satan’s Stinkybridge, as he had the opportunity to alleviate his Obsessive Canine disorder OCD. He did this to ensure that the kennels were pristine for when Steven Mcrgregor went to Preston to get ironed.
As uncle PecTOR reached his destination, he was as bald as a coot, and a donkey was stood right by the kennels with its trotters in a brown bin looking pignorant as Horez.

Jake texts Steven to receive what can only be described as a trotterless donkey.

by Uncle Pecter July 08, 2019