Guard Dog

Slang for a gat. Generally a handgun, or other concealable firearm.
Often used in conjunction with teeth.

Assumed to have originated in the Canadian west provincial drug trade.

Man, I got shitloads of teeth, but no guard dogs...how 'mi s'posed to protect my boys?

by Geth November 17, 2004

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get a dog

An impolite phrase thrown at someone who stumbles and trips
all over people at a bar or social gathering.
An implication that someone is blind because of their inability
to walk in a straight forward manner.
Something you tell to a person that has trouble keeping or
getting friends.
Advice given to an ugly girl who wants to catch a man.

Dude at bar: "If Tyrone doesn't quit tripping over me I'm going to kick his ass."
Waitress: "Tyrone drinks till he's blind, he needs to get a dog."

by jsd9632 January 7, 2012

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slob dog

The act of smothering your penis in peanut butter and having a male lick you penis clean

Ryan loves a good slob dog in the morning .

by chef_6669 December 5, 2016

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hot dogging

no clothing remains on one or both sexual participants while they engage in the "motions" of sex without actual penetration taking place. Just like dry humping but w/o clothing. The penis rubs between the lips hence the name hot dogging.

Sam and Joan have been hot dogging it for a while since Joan wants to keep her virginity until she's married.

by Kelly & Travis February 12, 2006

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DOG SHIT

Spectrum internet is dog shit because it fucking blows more dick than Mia Khalifa and Brandi Love combined. I fucking hope Spectrum goes bankrupt.

Gamer: fuck our DOG SHIT internet, 500 ping to na east fortnite servers my ass
Autist1: Our internet is amazing!
Autist2: We don't need new internet, ours is so good we can watch tv on it !! :O
Gamer: >:( u guys are autistic

by nkuyng May 19, 2018

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