Helping the Brother-in-Law

The ultimate excuse used to bail on social commitments, especially when the truth is as plain as the night sky. It's the go-to cover story for ditching your friends, particularly for occasions that require your presence, like a best friend's birthday bash.

A modern-day Cinderella story with a twist: instead of turning into a pumpkin, one mysteriously vanishes to "assist the brother-in-law" and magically ends up in the Land of Nod. Known for its effectiveness in evoking both disbelief and laughter among friends, who are well aware of the impending slumber party for one.

"Dude, did you hear? Gia pulled a 'Helping the Brother-in-Law' on us last night and missed the entire party. We found him snoring on Discord, playing Apex Legends."

by gialosbordeli March 5, 2024

Tongue brother

A homie you French kiss

Me and my tongue brother are meeting up this weekend, wanna join?

by Tonguebrothersunite October 6, 2025

Panini Brothers

When you have sex with identical twin sisters on the same night, in the same bed.

You banged her twin last night? We’re panini brothers!

by Kalesalad April 27, 2021

brother-in-law

1- Sibling's husband.
2- Spouse's brother.

My brother-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

Pass the oats my brother

Passing an illegal substance

(Drugs) pass the oats my brother

by IsisMutherFawker February 14, 2018

my brother

your brother is the weirdest person you'll ever meet and he'll always smell like rotten and cheese and ugly fake cry but then he'll look in the mirror and just realized that he's ugly all the time. But he's a partner in crime, so you should keep him around.

my brother is very weird

by theecho January 30, 2024

three-quarter-brother

1- First cousin and half-brother at the same time.
2- Son of mother and of uncle (father's brother) at the same time.
3- Son of father and of aunt (mother's sister) at the same time.

Three-quarter-brother.

by Jazigurn October 28, 2024