beef-porkies

Favorite snack of Tommy Casswell, second to cheese-queefies.

"I like, no, LOVE beef-porkies so much I decided to post it on Rohans wall, from his own account, I know crazy right!"

"These cheese-queefies aren't half as good as those beef-porkies I tells ya"

by someteameight? December 15, 2009

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raffle beef

Normally live raffle draws are done by good look ladies but ocasionaly a hot man will do them. These are Raffle Beef. The hot guy is a beefcake but shortened to beef because the phrase has to identify he not just a normal beefcake. He also presents raffles hence the term Raffle Beef.

Wow, that guy that does the Stoked raffle live draw is a proper Raffle Beef.

by Taking The Wins February 28, 2023

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Beef Magnet

an absolute dickhead who feels the need to be involved in every argument

Person 1: “i can’t believe they’re arguing again”
Person 2: “Let’s go see what’s happening”
Person 1: “Let’s not get involved, stop being such a beef magnet

by beefmagnetsaredickheads December 12, 2018

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Quivering Beef Curtains

When a woman's vagina looks like an open face roast beef sandwich having a seizure while she is twerking.

Did you see Shafawnduh out on the dance floor twerking? All I could focus on was her quivering beef curtains!! Gross.

by Supafly&JiggaBoo April 23, 2017

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Beefing

When you burp and queef at the same time resulting in a beef

I was beefing all over that guy last night, it was insane!

by WhatAboutMyName March 18, 2025

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Chopping her beef

The act of having sex with a girl and spreading her legs and banging her vagina. The penis inserting is the act of “chopping her beef

Chopping her beef
Joe: Man there’s Jessica! Your totally gonna chop her beef tonight!
Tony: I hope so man I’d love to spread those legs and chop her beef

by Sqwassasssmit69 August 22, 2018

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