Bowl barnacle

An unrelenting morsel of fecal matter that refuses to loosen it's death grip on the toilet bowl's porcelain surface. It laughs in the face of repetitive flushing. Attempts to cleanse it via targeted urination are futile at best. It is a testament to the resilience of a well-formed stool. It is a beacon of undigested hope in an otherwise dark cave of despair. It is clingy, yet capable. It is...the bowl barnacle.

Just when she thought that she had readied their lavish Milwaukee loft for company, she discovered that her husband, after eating a bag of cheese curds, had left a large bowl barnacle in the guest bathroom toilet.

by Kjizzy February 24, 2018

Illegal Bowling Ball

Requires One Male Partner

The Act of Inserting two fingers inside your Partners Anus and resting your thumb on their Testicles while actively throwing them like a Bowling Ball

How did your boys night go?
Was going great until Tyler tried to pull an Illegal Bowling Ball on me

by Grifball123 December 11, 2024

Dust bowl

A dust bowl is the act of group sex when it is performed by participants who are all over 50 years of age.

Last night was a hoot! I nearly dislocated my hip in that dust bowl!

by nevabeta October 14, 2023

Reverse Sand bowl

The reverse sand bowl is when you put nesquik powder in your mouth and blow very hard onto your significant other's back and coating it.

We had such a fun time last night! My boyfriend did the reverse sand bowl on me and it felt amazing!

by Pun-chablegamer806 June 12, 2020

Bowl

What you eat out of with a spoon or fork while sitting on the couch-but probably what Justin Bieber used to wear on his head.

Dang! Is that a bowl on your head?

by SqizilixYT September 15, 2018

Bowl Monkey

Someone who proudly has a bowl cut and just has tht monkey twang to themselves.
The monkey can occasionally be dropped and it still has the same meaning.
Can be offensive depending on context

He’s such a fucking bowl monkey.
Why do you keep pissing me off? Stop being such a bowl

by Deeznutzluver711 September 14, 2022

Dust Bowl

The act of ejaculating into an older more grouchy womans vagina in order to knock off the dust.

Joe: "Last night Johnny gave Debbie a Dust Bowl, that's why she's being so pleasant".

by FlatEarth648 January 27, 2021