Monkey in the Bird Cage

A figure of speech used for when someone misplaces something. (Ex. car keys, wallet, phone etc.)

Joe: I lost my car keys, I had them sitting on the table.
Mike: Well, it looks like you done put the monkey in the bird cage.

by Sil3nt_St0rm October 5, 2019

Scottish "bird" droppings

Whilst standing ontop of the castle in Edinburgh proceed to wank over the edge first person to hit someone below wins if you get caught say it's bird shit

John "Matt got hit by some bird shit"
Stuart "That's not bird shit ,those are some scottish "bird" droppings

by Mr.IKnowYou September 3, 2017

Snotty Birds Nest

Cuming on the pubic hair of a girl that doesn't wax or shave the region.

Nick pulled out of Stacey and shot his load on her unshaven pussy leaving her with a snotty birds nest.

by Rendoclean April 19, 2018

Chilling like a bird

To ‘hang out’, hard to do without a comfy couch, phone, x-box or tv. Also could include a bowl of popcorn, even if you have a dog or cat cuddled up with you. There are many other ways to do this, reading a book or magazine in bed, basically just chilling hard when u are tired.

Fred was exhausted from his long school week, so he spent all of Friday in the living room on the couch chilling like a bird.

by Acurate stuff boi June 3, 2018

gay scuttling bird

That one kid nobody knows anything about or what's going on in their mind

That gay scuttling bird scares me.

by OhhhhhhhNooooooo June 7, 2018

Bushcraft birds nest

Bushcraft is a primitive style of camping and a bird's nest is a great technique for fire starting. A bird's nest can be made up of grass, birchbark, or other thin materials that you can find in the woods. Birds nests can be used with a Ferro rod, burning charcoal, or other fire starting materials. Birds nests are almost essential when it comes to Bushcraft Fire Starting.

I need to make a Bushcraft birds nest for my fire.

by Ohio_woodsman January 7, 2021

Chief Bird Flu

The reason why you are all alive. Chief Bird Flu is chief of the Bird Flu Society, which will shit on your face if you commit heresy. All hail Chief Bird Flu.

Chief Bird Flu owns you.

by lolcrackforever December 19, 2014