Ass Assault April

Also known as Attack Ass April, or Assault Ass April, this is the month where you must both give anal and give yourself anal stimulation.

My dick is over from Manic Masturbation March. It's time for Ass Assault April. I must prepare my cheeks.

by The man dan with a plan December 03, 2018

Ass Assault April

A month in which you have participated in Messy March and you’re still horny. Find any girl and slap that ass, she can’t say no. If she freaks out, tell her about Ass Assault April!

Guy: *smacks ass*
Girl: What the fuck?!
Guy: Sorry, I’m participating in Ass Assault April. *explains*
Girl: Oh, ok.

by Nutty.Megz December 30, 2018

April 20

National Fish Day

On April 20 you go out and have fun catch some floppers or even slurp fish but make sure you go fishing

by FreddyGobbs April 20, 2023

April 20

National stand on business day. On this day you stop being a bum ass loser and stand on business.

“My bf cheated on me but I don’t want it hurt his feelings”

GIRL STFU, HE DON’T LOVE YOU ITS APRIL 20 STAND ON B U S I N E S S. Period.

by Gawkbawk April 20, 2024

April 20

Probably the worst day to have a birthday.

Reasons:
Hitler’s birthday
National weed day
Mass shooting was on April 20th

Uhhh
Yeah 👍

Me: My birthday is on April 20th

Friend: Damn. At least you share it with Bakugo Katsuki

Me: Yeah. Worth it 😏

by BakugoSimper June 21, 2025

April 20

National do whatever to your crush and they can’t say no day

me: bro can we make out
crush: what no
me: bro it’s april 20
crush: aw dang

by imachickenmoo April 10, 2024

April 20

National day to send your boyfriend a video of you fingering yourself

April 20th is the national day were you send your boyfriend or crush a 2 minutes video of you fingering yourself

by laydim12 April 19, 2024