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Jihad Taco

A deadly and explosive vagina that causes death or maiming of ones dick, that burns like it is on fire.
Ben took home Christin from the bar last night. Now his dick is dead and burning because she had a Jihad Taco!
by YodaUSA September 18, 2019
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Jihad Taco

A deadly vagina that hates infidels. Causing death or maiming of a penis with a excruciating burning sensation.
Ben took home Christin from the bar last night. Now his dick is dead and burning because she had a Jihad Taco!
by YodaUSA September 18, 2019
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Taco Dip

A food and type of snack or party dip consisting of a bottom layer of a mixture of cream cheese, mayonnaise, and taco seasoning. Then has a toppings layer of tomatoes, lettuce, cheese, and black or green olives (optional). Served with tortilla chips.
Person one: “Wow, this taco dip is SO good! Do you know who made it?”

Person two: “I know right! And I think Maria made it.”
by EkoEki May 3, 2018
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Alaskan Taco

When you ejaculate into your girl’s vaginal regions then proceed to slide a ice cube into said regions followed by giving her oral sex and eating the ice cube
Dude last night Alaskan taco was dank
by Penismanjose April 2, 2020
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Ass Taco

When you didn’t wipe thoroughly and there is still fecal matter still left behind in your ass hair.
David: Hey man I had an Ass Taco up until 30mins ago.

Steven: Dang dude, those are the worst.

David: ya I know I had to shave my ass hair because it hurt so bad to pull the feces out of my ass hair.
by Fecalmatter69 November 13, 2020
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taco tosser

Licking pussy. If God did not want man to eat pussy then why did he make it look so much like a taco.
I'm going out tonight and I'm gonna be the biggest taco tosser in the club.
by jimmybomm July 25, 2020
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Tactical taco

"Shot, move, communicate, and taco"
In the military you shot, move, communicate, and eat a taco at the same time. Every mission is successful when knowing the tactical taco!
by Josie12 April 8, 2017
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