cadbury egg

When daddy rolls a turd into an egg shape and fills it with his cum, creating a cream-filled egg.

My daddy just fed me a Cadbury egg. I'm so squishy now.

by iamsogay April 22, 2019

Egg Plant

Where anything that makes you look like an eggplant

Sergio Blanco is an egg plant because he where a purple hoodie

by Dylan Drye April 26, 2019

gregg the egg

he an egg name gregg

whoah is that GREGG THE EGG????///!!!!1111oneoneone

by egggreggegg May 7, 2019

egg slap

Lifting up the penis and repeatedly slapping the balls back and forth as hard as you can

I liked when Aidan and me egg slapped yesterday

by Bigbody69 May 13, 2019

Egg White Facial

During sexual activity, preceding male ejaculation, an open flame blowtorch is lit and held directly in front of the penis. During ejaculation, the semen is heated and congeals into an egg-like solid. The resulting semen is to land on ones face toi complete the sex act.

*note, if the dick tip is burnt during the act, it is considered a hard-boiled egg white facial

"Hey gurl, wanna do an egg white facial? I have a blowtorch and a dick ;)"

"FUCK. The egg white facial burns so good. Great job babe!"

by P00pyP00Pee May 14, 2019

Fried egg

A type of cooked egg which makes your breath stink after eating it. (THIS IS SO NOT A JOKE!!!)

1. Oii what stinks in here
2.I JUST HAD MY FRIED EGG

by Midnightfox634 May 21, 2019

wet from the egg

New kid on the job. Naive, doesn't know the ropes. Like a newly hatched chick that just emerged from the shell and not dried off yet. "Wet behind the ears."

Check out the new guy. Still wet from the egg.

by barber of seville May 25, 2019