Dirty donkey

The act of putting a donkey in your van and bringing it home and having sexual intercourse with it and your family while making donkey noises and listening to ‘Erika’ whilst a painting of Stalin watches it unfold.

Me and and the family Finna have some dirty donkey when we get home

by Gettin griddy January 26, 2022

donkey punch

A powerful shot in the game of foosball. A donkey punch is performed by striking the ball with any player on the 5-man bar and cleanly knocking the ball into the opponent's goal. Many times, the donkey punch is executed immediately after entering the ball in play though the ball entry port, but this is not a requirement of the shot. A classic donkey punch is usually struck with extremely high force, resulting in a loud and satisfying goal. Victim of the donkey punch feel instant humiliation and suffer from low self-esteem immediately following the shot.

"Did you see that? Clint just whopped that team in foosball. He finished the game with a donkey punch right up the gut."

by tgrbld August 27, 2019

Donkey

Small girl with a big ass

She's a donkey

by anonymous September 26, 2023

soggy donkey

where a super hot girl gives connor andrew meade the shloppy woppy double hand combo and he shits himself for 4 minutes straight 🥶🥵

i’m gonna give connor the mother fucking soggy donkey

by jaarod April 6, 2019

Gobble donkey

Chick that gives head to just about anyone

Ya man, she gives great head. She's a gobble donkey .

by Trick August 15, 2016

Donkey-Slayer

With the connection of the center-fuge of humanity and in the relativity of humanities intuition is Darwinism now on the other hand is the same being who is much more of a station than the aforementioned in tune with the longing for acceptance mainly associated with true mental illnesses such as down syndrome and retardedness. The being is born with the longing that usually is cause for deformation. But on some stroke of luck within the genetic lottery he hit the jackpot. Attributed as a God. This singular being is born amongst billions of souls. Jesus even spoke of the counselor that is to come during his life. And transcribed him as the third Elijah. He is also known to the Jews as Ruach-Ha-Kodesh.

I ran into the Donkey-Slayer the other day. Donkey-slayer dude; is a master.

by brightlyn August 4, 2016

Floppy donkey

When a cock is so big, it flops and sways around like a donkey dick

That dude has a floppy donkey!

by Madmonk210 September 17, 2023