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Nerd

A person that you will probably be working for in the future(or someone really weird)
Gary: "Hey wassup nerd"
Ned: *hisses*
Gary: " AYOO you weird"
by Urmomsleftbunyun October 28, 2021
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Nerd

The person you’ll work for in a few years.
Nate: Oh yeah, he’s a nerd.
Cary: You shouldn’t say that to your future boss.
by anonymous October 31, 2021
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Dog Nerd

A person whose love for and fascination with Canis familiaris goes beyond that of a typical/casual dog-lover. These people spend large amounts of time reading books and blogs and watching videos/webinars on topics such as dog behavior and body language, dog training, canine neuroscience, behavioral science, and ethology. They probably have an order of dog books on the way right now and it's likely they've either attended a dog training/behavior conference (such as Clicker Expo) or wish they could. They may act nonchalant when the subject of dogs comes up in conversation and restrain themselves from launching into a deep explanation of their top ten favorite training treats when around non-dog-nerds to avoid coming off as a total weirdo, but happily nerd out when in the presence of their own kind. Dogs - especially their dog/s - are their passion, their hobby, and sometimes even their career. They have a deep love and respect for their dog/s, and meeting their dog's needs and making sure their dog/s have an enriched and fulfilling life is an important priority to them. You're not a dog nerd if you "don't believe" in or "don't agree" with the AVSAB Humane Dog Training Position Statement and/or identify as a "balanced trainer." Dog nerds practice humane, evidence-based training and handling.
"Sheesh, I was only trying to compliment Jennifer when I said she's just like The Dog Whisperer."
"Dude, Jennifer is a total dog nerd. You never say the words 'The Dog Whisperer' in the presence of a dog nerd."
by Circumspect Caninetrovert September 8, 2021
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The Cool Nerd

Only one man is worthy of the elite title of "The Cool Nerd" His name is Vic and he is by far not only the smartest man I have ever known, he is hands down the sexiest man to walk the planet earth. No man can ever take his place. No man can compete with his pretty boy swag with sexy geek twist. His capabilites in the bedroom are incrumensurable. 8f you were lucky enough to have the opportunity to call yourself His girlfriend then consider it an honor. All the other girls hoping for a turn to be by his side ... Don't bother trying because he has found his queen and they were destined to be together, he will not leave her under any circumstances.
Girl look at that fine ass guy over there!!

Nah ... That's the cool nerd ... he's taken
by The Cool Nerds Girl September 10, 2021
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nerd

mk and his friends
ugh these nerds won’t stop talking to me
by dinosawr September 10, 2021
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Nerd trek

A shitty tv show for nerds and losers. Has a large fanbase for reasons unknown because it is so shit.
Person 1: "Not the bloody nerd trek again. Surely you have something better to watch than bloody space elves on a space ship"
Person 2: Responds in Klingon
Person 1: "What a fucking nerd. I'm out of here"
by MJ_420 September 12, 2021
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Nerd

Being a stem major
Austin is such a nerd!
by Totallynotsierra September 15, 2021
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