Whilst on a project, both partners are entirely naked apart from a beret.
The man will do a handstand in front of the woman. She will then wrap her arms around him and pick him up to perform analingus. She will then reach around and stroke him simultaneously, similar to playing a flute.
All sexual fluids will be caught on a croissant pre-loaded with ham and cheese. The fluids will then be evenly spread using a French passport.
The man will do a handstand in front of the woman. She will then wrap her arms around him and pick him up to perform analingus. She will then reach around and stroke him simultaneously, similar to playing a flute.
All sexual fluids will be caught on a croissant pre-loaded with ham and cheese. The fluids will then be evenly spread using a French passport.
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