don't touch my pizza

This is how it happened.

This is how TikTok went off the deep end.

was that "don't touch my pizza" song so bad it instantly made all tiktokers even more retarded than previously or something

by an extremely depressed bandu March 26, 2025

Pizza-bate

When you order a takeaway and believe you have enough time to masterbate and it arrives prematurely.

What are you doing tonight? Think I'm gonna stay in and pizza-bate

by Ginger seb October 27, 2017

Pizza-Hawaii-Theory

It’s just like the Olive-Theory.
Two people only can be a good couple if one of them like pineapple on pizza and the other one doesn’t.

1. Person: Hey do you like pineapple on your pizza?

2. Person: no thats gross

1. Person: I do! We would be a great couple according to the Pizza-Hawaii-Theory!

by User2142069 March 27, 2020

Macaroni pizza

macaroni pizza is one of the most swaggy group chat (besides of pissbags obv) they will eat you alive. they have an f, l,s, d,d,g,m,m,a,j and e. they are baddies!!! they have an k-pop, lev simp, gansta bear, glizzy corn, short person, anime stan, also short person, daris simp, person who loves their hair, arman👹, jillian👺

dumb person1: OMG ITS MACARONI PIZZA
dumb person2: THEY ATE MY PARENTS
dumb person3: RUN THEY ARE SO SWAGGY
all: “farts cutely”

by swaggy person!! June 27, 2022

pizza im ptitim

its when u have ptitim on pizza

hey, or is eating pizza im ptitim

by Or liani September 12, 2018

pizza chase

When you and a friend chase a fake hacker in Roblox with a slice of pizza.

That pizza chase was funny as hell ngl

by arse shid gaming July 27, 2024

Pissaroni pizza

Very similar to the jizzeroni pizza 🍕 only the special ingredient is different. It goes like this: obnoxious customer= pissing on pizza=satisfied customer!

Karen and her GF s have just devoured a delicious 😋 special Pizza. When the waiter comes with the bill Karen says: that pizza was delightful! I'm bringing my husband back next week and we want to have the exact same pizza! What's. It called again? Waiter. Pissaroni pizza.

by 4realazitgits April 17, 2021