Suck duck fuck

Ducks suck ii and get fucked with it

Duck 1:Hey have you seen the new suck duck fuck 1000?
Duck 2:Yes i got a glock in my rari aye 17 shots no .38

by GoldGhostVr March 8, 2024

cross fuck off

a way to tell someone off

Hey Joe, Cross fuck off

by Weedy Gonzalez November 28, 2017

fed as fuck

eating hella good

man i am fed as fuck after that buffet

by defendinghoe December 16, 2019

fuck shorts

Fuck shorts are the comfortable, loose shorts you wear before, during or after fucking
Although ideal for fucking, these can be worn whenever for comfort and are perfect for the morning after a night of hot sex.

"This morning I saw Imran wearing fuck shorts...I know what he was up to last night!"

1: "Rufus, your nuts are hanging out of your shorts"
2: "They're not just shorts, they're fuck shorts"

"Wait, isn't that guy a virgin? Why's he wearing fuck shorts?"
"They aren't just for fucking, Ben."

by Ol' mate March 6, 2019

fuck fever

A large sum of ducks given usually from anxiety

He's caring to much looks like he's breaking up with a case of fuck fever

by Freezing fucks March 6, 2017

dumb fuck

Idiot cyka blyat

U ever heard of dumb cunts like urself? Dumb fuck

by Hallurmyboiz September 10, 2017

barn fuck

A midnight run where two or more bros break into a barn and sodomize the living shit out of every animal. Viagra is also involved so it results in a gargantuan bone orgy.

Kyle and Sheldon fill their pockets to the brim with Viagra, patiently waiting till midnight for a much anticipated Barn Fuck.

by Majorly Beagle August 31, 2016