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Fucking wingman

For a woman ...A fucking wingman is a wingman you wanna have sex with.

He’s got your back in every situation ... and is way better than friends with benefits!!

When you don’t want a typical boyfriend/ girlfriend relationship but want someone who gets you.. respects you ... has your back... and have great sexy time...you need a fucking wingman!!
Jill: what kinda man are you looking for?

Jac: I don’t want a boyfriend or friends with benefits ... I want a fucking wingman
by Jacstar March 11, 2019
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fuck

The first word said when stepping on the bedside lamp plug which you forgot to plug in to the wall socket.

The word is usually followed by 'Bastard' or 'Cunt' or both, but others can be thrown into the mix to reduce the pain. And usually shouted for approx 15 minutes repeatedly whilst standing on one leg.
'Turns out light to get into bed and bedside lamp plug is laying on floor'

FUCK FUCK FUCK BASTARD CUNT FUCKING PLUG FUCKING CUNTING BOLLOCKING HEAP OF SHIT FUCK CUNT PLUG FUCK FUCK FUCK
by ib4uib January 1, 2022
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Fuck-hos intolerant

Someone who is indifferent towards the chance to have sexual relations with a slutty female
Jeremy had the chance to sleep with Jessica! Turns out he's fuck-hos intolerant
by Frailgift February 21, 2024
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<.0.3.4.3.0.> it's still yours to deal with thought It IS your For Fucks Off Fakes On THem Individuals<.0.3.43.0.
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Fuck nugget

Oh there goes oliver, the fuck nugget
by Specua December 2, 2019
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Ass as fuck

When something or someone is in the upper echelons of garbage, or garbage at doing/playing something.
“Who let that nigga cook bruh”

On god. That nigga bout ass as fuck”
by Priest Of The Niggadel March 17, 2023
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Flying Fuck

by flying fuck @q.com January 21, 2020
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