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Cooking for a Party: If you need 50 servings of food, make enough for 60 just in case someone spills or guests bring extra friends.
Event Planning: If your event starts at 6 PM and you need an hour to set up, arrive 90 minutes early to handle any setup surprises.
Buying Supplies: If you need 20 materials for a job, buy 25 in case of defects or accidental damage.
Traveling to the Airport: If your flight is at 3 PM and it takes 30 minutes to get there, leave an hour ahead to handle traffic or other random delays.
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Chorus
Can we fuck?
Let me see what you got danglin'
What you danglin', what you danglin'?
Can we fuck?
Bend me over, watch me handle it
Watch me handle it, watch me handle it
Can we fuck?
Let me see what you got danglin'
What you danglin', what you danglin'?
Can we fuck?
Bend me over, watch me handle it
Watch me handle it, watch me handle it
Verse
Call me up after dark
We can do it in the park
We can do it in the car
On the beach, under the stars
Shut me up, make it hurt
On my knees, I'll make it work
Come and feed me, sweet dessert
In a circ, I'll make it jerk
We can play dirty games
Tie me up, dicks and chains
Call your friends, run a train
Make me cum, again, again
Daddy, squirt, pretty please
Teach me 'bout the birds and bees
Muscle me, my Hercules
Chorus
Can we fuck lyrics?
Call me up after dark
We can do it in the park
We can do it in the car
On the beach, under the stars
Shut me up, make it hurt
On my knees, I'll make it work
Come and feed me, sweet dessert
In a circ, I'll make it jerk
We can play dirty games
Tie me up, dicks and chains
Call your friends, run a train
Make me cum, again, again
Daddy, squirt, pretty please
Teach me 'bout the birds and bees
Muscle me, my Hercules
Chorus
Can we fuck lyrics?
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