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Fuck

A form of currency used by intellectuals to tell others how much they care.
"Mr. President, could you please stop interrupting Mr. Biden?"
"It seems my Fuck Bank has run dry, Mr. Moderator."
by the_lord_of_knowledge October 22, 2020
mugGet the Fuckmug.

dingle fuck

Its when you munching on dingle berries and your giving it to someone
hey wanna dingle fuck later
by big king john July 15, 2024
mugGet the dingle fuckmug.

National fuck anything day

On April 14th you have the rights to fuck anything because it’s National fuck anything day
Example:
Boy: hey wanna fuck?
Girl: ew no, u ugly mf
Boy: okay, then i’ll go fuck a shredder
Girl: why?

Boy: because it’s national fuck anything day!
by StankyOldPenis21 April 14, 2021
mugGet the National fuck anything daymug.

Fuck Tard

Zachary is a complete and total fuck tard.
by WateryShoe August 12, 2023
mugGet the Fuck Tardmug.

Fuck

Fuck a sexual relationship 👅💦😈😇
by Lily gold February 11, 2019
mugGet the Fuckmug.

Destination fucked

When your missus drinks a can of beer, smashes it on her head, then tries to ride a skateboard off the roof and smacks her face so your son flips her the bird and yells out "fuck you ya bitch" and your pet pig is chilling in the corner of the back yard chewing on your baby's head.
She is going straight to destination fucked.
by You're not my real dad May 14, 2019
mugGet the Destination fuckedmug.

Whole Fucking Toad

W.F.T.- acronym for Whole Fucking Toad.
Description of toad in low light scenario used by a hormone driven pregnant woman after devouring a slab of ribs.
Out of nowhere Rosie asks, "is that a whole fucking toad?"
by Ringo0713 July 5, 2021
mugGet the Whole Fucking Toadmug.

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