volcan mind wank

when one masturbates without actually touching him/her self

look up andy hoad on facebook he likes to volcan mind wank

by go go gadget dick April 12, 2011

Wank stain

This is the BEST insult. It hails from Scotland or ireland. You can use it on your friends or people you hate.

(Haggis mcginnis) piss off ya wank stain!!!

(Kilt mc gee) me? A wank stain? Your the wank stain!!!

(The angry Scots man) we are all wankstains leave it as that yeah?

by ན ིི ཀ ཀ ོོ ཀ ེེ ན ད འ ལ ལ July 3, 2021

Wank Waste

Sperm that was ejaculated due to masturbation and left to waste.

Ugh, i found wank waste all over my bathroom after Melvin spent the night...

by ColtCommando223 July 12, 2011

Posh wank scam

When you give yourself a posh wank but the condom rips right at the top and your cum goes everywhere.

Joe: Yesterday I gave myself a posh want but when right when I had finished I experienced a posh wank scam.
Dave: Damn dude! Your cum must have gone everywhere!

by HustleMeister August 14, 2017

whale wank

A person that has a large ego and compensates with his whale cock.

E.g- This guy is such a whale wank!

by USS.ARIZONA HELLCAT March 5, 2017

rancid wank stain

A mix of a fine Mexican tequila with the ultra creamy Irish baileys, also referred to as the Irish siesta. By relly and holdie

Those rancid wank stains will sure do ya over!

by Holdielocks April 28, 2023

Willy wank dingle dong doodler

A string of words describing a penis

"put ur willy wank dingle dong doodler away!"

by REVGHOST October 1, 2022