Twat Waffle

A sexual act. First, a penis-owner uses waffle batter as lube to penetrate a vagina-owner without a condom, releasing their load inside their partner. The vagina-owner then squats over a waffle iron to create a delicious breakfast for them to eat.

Last night we had twat waffles for dinner...reminded me of crab cake.

by twew March 11, 2021

TWAT WAFFLE

Someone who is a terrible person and shouldn't be allowed to deal with the general public

Man Dee is being a complete twat waffle today, I can't believe her attitude.

by MJomes November 25, 2022

twat waffle

a pussy who's too scared to do anything ; someone who pussies out of everything.

Dude 1: "Dude, do you know Jake?"
Dude 2: " Yeah that fucking pussy. He was too scared to go to the haunted house last week."
Dude 1: " Wow, that fucking twat waffle!"
pussy snowflake

by stfu sociotic bitch October 23, 2014

Twat waffle

A vagina that has been in fishnet stockings for a full shift or at lease two shows. See also two show pussy.

After the evening show Kevina flashed me a shot of her twat waffle.

by SexiestRexiest May 25, 2019

Twat waffle

It is a shriveled up vagina

Did you just bang that twat waffle

by Caiden rrr February 07, 2018

Twat Waffle

Someone who's being a ditsy bitch

You won't believe what that twat waffle did !

by xSunn January 19, 2016

Twat face

Normally used to describe a good friend that has no common sense, yet somehow does well in school. They lack the ability to have a normal conversation with someone who they think is fit

She’s such a twat face

by Twatface69 April 17, 2020