Twat

Someone who over excessively sends pointless tweets every 5 seconds.

Becky on Twitter:

-Just woke up!
-about to get in the shower!
-blow drying my hair!
-what to wear what to wear?
-eating pancakes!
-in my car!
-halfway to school!
-at school!
-in first block!
-ETC.

Rachel on her phone:
OMGGGG! Becky is such a friggen Twat!

by purtyyyyygirlllllll November 14, 2010

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twat

The past tense of a spectacularly bad tweet.

That dick just twat that boys cant code

by danmux November 1, 2017

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Twat-Trinket

The lint that is sometimes left in the crevices of a woman's twat folds after wiping with certain toilet tissues.

Greg: "Ashley is fun to mess around with, but everytime i eat her out, I find all her twat-trinkets stuck in my beard!"

Aryn: "ugh, my snatch is so wrinkled I can't ever wipe without leaving a trail of twat-trinkets behind like Easter eggs!"

by Redlightsquirrel October 24, 2023

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twat peddler

1. some who sells women for sex in order to obtain income or other personal favors
a.k.a. a pimp

"See that man with the big hat with a feather and baby powder, he's a twat peddler."

by Crazy Fil October 18, 2008

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Twat

A twat is someone who is annoying and just not liked and can go fuck the self’s bc there just big twat

Rosy Alex is a right twat and that ginger cunt can go fuck her self

by Kidboigay111 November 23, 2020

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twat twizzler

The opposite of fag hag. A fat straight male who hangs with the lesbians... Usually with teeth missing, dirty fingernails, stinky feet, a bad sense of style, muddy shoes, body odor, talks about sheep a lot, and doesn't get asked to prom... Not even by a bregunt.

"look at that group of dykes and their twat twizzler. He only hangs out with him because they can't smell his feet. You know those girls have a fishy odor up their snouts from their nightly sexual adventures.

by Night Pants July 8, 2012

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