Turtle-Baiter

The act of masturbating whilst your busting for a shit so bad it's "Turtle Necking" out of your asshole

"Mate, Gary said he had a Turtle-Baiter in bed last night and he got some on the sheets"

by Flabanaga Noongah July 14, 2024

Ninja Turtle

A turtle that is classified as a ninja but actually it's a secret!

Bobby ate a huge ninja turtle.

by WhyYouAlwaysLyinOMG March 24, 2017

Turtle

Mitch McConnell

Mitch McConnell is a turtle.

by TROLLKING9001 March 12, 2021

Turtling

When it is so cold your circumcised penis shrinks so much it looks like you have a foreskin.

My circumcised penis was Turtling after a skin in the ocean.

by anonymous July 17, 2025

Turtle

A beautiful creature, more valuable than anything else in the history of the universe.

Alvin: Hey did you see that turtle?

Katy: OMG YEAHH its so beautiful and adorable!

Alvin: Save the turtles!!!

by GoatPawz August 28, 2023

two handed turtle

when someone gives a guy a handjob with one hand and catches his shit with the other as its coming out of his ass.

David: Hey man! Little Red gave me a two handed turtle last night.

by muleymomma May 19, 2014

Turtle Lei

this is a correction of grammer and name for the one that was posted before this one

Turtle Lei stands for short, small eyes, gamer raging trash player at almost any game he plays

random dude: headshots with AK in a perfectly normal way that does not require an explaination to know how he headshoted him
turtle lei: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HACKER IMA GO REPORT THIS MF

by 早上好中國，現在我是一個simp December 11, 2022