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Kissing Turtles

When two guys dress up in drag and scissor each other's butt holes
I can't wait to be Kissing Turtles with you tonight.
by lixisquid January 1, 2015
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*turtles*

Too hide in one's shirt (usual sub behavior) from embarrassment or used as a tactic to get the (probably Dom that they like) to remove their clothes. And yes subs I revealed your secret. So h a h
Dom: I love you, sub
Sub: ee *turtles*
by Kawaiikoifish13 November 23, 2019
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trutle bolf

me and zach are trutle bolfs ;)
also we can be called trutle bolfians
by charlottegraced October 19, 2009
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Tartle

An Irish term mainly from the North of Ireland

A "tartle" is the piece of shit that sticks to a cows ass. It can also refer to humans, as the piece of shit that balls up and stick to your ass hair when wiping.

Due to to it being stuck to your ass it remains close and follows you , so it is commonly used to refer to a hang-a-long or stalker that follows you everywhere.
Wow that chick is a real "tartle" she is following you everywhere.
by Poodart December 14, 2010
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turtles autograph

A poo smear on the back of your underpants caused by the emerging stool
I need the toilet right now, I've just had the turtles autograph.
by papers July 17, 2011
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I like turtles

by TheflyinHawaiian03 April 1, 2011
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Save turtles

We shall save the turtles because they are amazing creatures
by Janse October 3, 2019
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