A fast food burger with a miraculous greasy sheen on the top bun, originally disvovered at a McDonalds in Agawam, MA. The result is a rarely experienced level of deliciousness.
Jerry's stressful day gave way to a surprising warming emotion as he removed the burger wrapper and discovered he was sonehow in posession of a true rare grease top.
by TurgidEmergence December 21, 2019
An elaborate sexual practice involving three women, two men, a pogo stick, several marijuana cigarettes, a bigfoot costume, and a Marionberry Pie from Shari’s.
Bob: I can’t believe Ed died last week. He was only 23!
Sally: The last thing he told me was he was going to try an Oregon Top Hat.
Sally: The last thing he told me was he was going to try an Oregon Top Hat.
by Kickolaus Nage October 08, 2021
Items or "Stuff" that are let out, generally with a rag-tag sign reading "free", on a hill top. Items usually offered contain, moon dishes, tiny stuff animals, pocket sized cook books and other non-valuable trinkets.
by Phillip Magically June 16, 2017
That regular at the resturant you work at that makes you feel hot and heavy. Definitely some top-shelf infatuation!
by Geshur J. February 17, 2022
These shits would be in every cereal box and little kids would collect them to later on give ‘em to the teacher for something in return which was mostly the class leader type stuff
by nuggets_nuggets October 20, 2019
by nuggets_nuggets October 20, 2019
Girl with hairy nipples
by 36% April 18, 2016