Post W Syndrome

When you win a bet and proceed to put the winnings on another bet you think will hit, only to lose all the money.

I got hit with that “Post W Syndrome” and lost all the money on a “lock”

by Louavelli April 6, 2022

Post zip drip

No matter how many times you shake your penis when you put it away and zip up the last drip comes out leaving a wet crotch stain mark.

Matlock: Elton what happened to you? What’s with the water on your pants?

Elton: I don’t know what happened. I shuck it but after I put it away and I get the drip. I have post zip drip.

by highyieldjoe July 18, 2023

Post-Cock Recidivist History

When a woman who was formerly dating women starts dating men and begins to trash lesbians and lesbianism.

Marley: Jess is dating men now, she says her relationship with Ann was trash although she loved it.

Slim: That's that Post-Cock Recidivist History

by Krimbrulee May 6, 2023

post-taedium

The act of analyzing why you were bored after finding something to do.
This is taken from Latin “post-mortem,” with death being replaced with boredom. (That should be pretty self explanatory for any dumbasses out there reading this.)

your name here!: “Damn, did I really have shit all to do while I was laying in bed? I could’ve jerked off or something, but instead I’m here post-taedium playing some games.”

by Oklahoma Anal Man March 22, 2024

Post-term abortsch

What you plead when you go to trial for killing your child. Or what you threaten when your kids are being assholes.

I will absolutely Post-Term Abortsch you if you continue throwing those Cheerios on the floor.

by BIGDRYWAFF March 4, 2023

post someone you miss

October 20th is the one day you get to Post someone you miss. But post their picture ANONYMOUSLY

Hey who is that you posted?

Sorry Its October 20th which is post someone you miss. I have to post them anonymous

by ciryla October 19, 2020

post on IG reels

Post on insta / instagram/ reels is what someone says when they watch a tiktok they don't like (usually for a dumb reason).
Instagram comments are much harsher and they want to see someone's downfall.

Person 1 : (sees a plus size content creator getting compliments)

Types "post on ig reels"

by ClownCat January 15, 2024