Desert Horse

1: An very ugly chick that looks hot as fuck while your deployed.

2: A desert animal known as a camel.

friend 1: Dude did you see that desert horse that walked by.

friend 2: If I was not deployed I wouldn't touch it with a 100ft pole.
friend 1: Yeah she looks like she hit every ugly branch on her way down.
friend 2: I'll hit though

by Gonzo_Gmoney April 27, 2011

horse mouth bitch

yo mouth look like a horse . and yo ass talk to much like stfu sometimes nigga

" you horse mouth bitch you talk to much "
" ok and yo ass let out to much shit fat ass bitch stop eating"

by . Korvencii December 7, 2021

horse stage

A stage every women goes through where they absolutely love horses! Like "hey Joe isn't your daughter going through a Horse stage! ya she fucking loves horses. "

Like "hey Joe isn't your daughter going through a Horse stage! ya she fucking loves horses. "

by TrainingWheelsChuck January 19, 2015

Trojan Horse Formation

In Call of Duty a Trojan Horse Formation is formed when a teammate with a riot shield covers another player creating a shield of protection from the enemy.

Doctor Disrespect- “This map has no cover. Someone set up a Trojan Horse Formation!”

Riot Shielder-“10-4! Roger Doctor!”

by DaPiklizPirate June 29, 2023

home horse

Is a parent or Guardian that does everything for ther children even brush there teeth after the age of 18

Dame Denise is a home horse she doesn't let her children do anything

by Jackson 56 August 6, 2016

Horse Face

Also known as Brad Keselowski. Nascar driver. Drives the #2 for Team Penske. Looks like a horse.

NASCAR fan: did you see Brad Keselowski?
NASCAR fan #2: yeah he has such a horse face.

by Nascar2488 May 22, 2016

Horse Dike

One who rides horses and also happens to be a dike. Often found covered in horse fecal matter and or mud. One who wears jeans and boots most often thinks they are really cool.

That damn horse dike just cut me off in her truck. Silly boys, trucks are for girls.

by Urban+CowboY February 6, 2012