Ghosting

What my sister Leyla does to me whenever I text her.

When I text Leyla something, she never answers me and leaves me on read. She is ghosting me.

by HimynameisGiandmysisterisghost November 2, 2019

Ghost Toad

An idea that you have had, possibly of profound nature, that has been forgotten and is eternally irretrievable. Like a dead, ghostly, slippery toad that has slipped away from the recesses of your mind, never to be seen again. Hence, GHOST TOAD.

Renee Descartes: I think therefore I..... ah damn it! Not ANOTHER ghost toad!!!

by schmuffin February 14, 2021

Ghost Kit

A cat on Twitter.com who as no idea what's going on, the accounts @ is @kit_i_think

Jim: "hey do you follow ghost Kit on Twitter?
Bob: "Jim what the hell are you talking about!?"

by Ghost Kit November 22, 2020

human ghost

A term for someone who is always left out in every conversation despite still having the appearance of a living human being.

Person 1:"Yeah, I was thinking maybe we could hang out tomorrow."
Person 2: "Yeah we could i mean im free tomorrow i guess-"
Person 3:"Hey did you know that there's this news going on-"
Person 2: "Yeah man!! shit like it was so fucking rad like-"
(Person 2 and Person 3 bickers as they forgot Person 1 is the one who started the conversation and is now ignored completely.)
Person (Fuck dude, never knew i was a human ghost all along, this shit sucks)

by melnusghost October 3, 2025

Ghost

1) Noun. A fictional being that is dead but still exists in a gaseous form. Usually associated with haunting people and Halloween.
2) Verb. To shorten a musical note and/or play it softer than the notes around it in order to take emphasis away from the note.

It is rumored that old Jimmy still haunts this place as a ghost.

by Achromatic Chameleon June 14, 2018

Ghost Dad

To be sexually assaulted by a “ghost.” (Reference: movie, sexual assault case).

So I was watching tv when my dick start dripping for no reason. Then I heard and felt a presence. Realizing there was a ghost dad to blame.
Back up ghost dads I’m abstinent!
Don’t be trying to ghost dad my hole spirit.

Ever since I started getting ghost dad’d I find it hard to envision consenting to sex in the real world. Like I’ve got ghost dad Stockholm syndrome.

I’d never came from my butt hole being touched until I got ghost dad’d.
Id never had my butt hole touched until I ran into a ghost dad.

Please make me cum ghost dad!

by Hamborenganymustrdre November 11, 2021

Walking With a Ghost

A song written by Tegan and Sara, but that Jack White plays way better with more kickass guitar and better, less annoying vocals.

Dude #1: dude, did you listen to "walking with a ghost" yet?

Dude #2: Yeah, Jack White rocks!

by veryirishdude September 16, 2010