Wallpaper Dad

A father who likes licking the white powder off of the wallpaper.

Person 1: Hey, can I come over to your house?
Person 2: No, I need to take my wallpaper dad to the hospital.

by DashiellShatter May 30, 2023

Dad Hooked

When someone (commonly a father figure) walks into a room with a show on the tv and slowly sits down on the couch as they are glued to the screen

Them: Have you watched Stranger Things yet?
You: No I walked in on my parents watching Breaking Bad and god Dad Hooked

by Cartini July 5, 2022

stray dads

Butt fuckers

Nice Stray Dads bitch

by The fuvkkkjj December 19, 2016

dad

come home

please dad

by your daily dose of cancer March 26, 2020

Dad Joke Day

Feb. 21st is National Dad Joke Day. ON this day you must make a point to tell, listen and laugh at a Dad joke!

Happy Dad Joke Day Everyone!!!!

by Brillo! February 21, 2021

ollys dad

ollys dad is a massive bender and has a retarded son called olly.

"ollys dad is bent "
"MY DADS NOT BENT"

by MIKE FROM EPIC GAMES December 8, 2019

dad with milk

This word is a fragment of your imagination.
This will never happen unless you're an absolute chad.

"I finally got dad with milk!"

"No you didn't! Dad with milk doesn't exist!"

by amogusdisorderguy July 4, 2022