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nut sack jam

A nut sack jam is an uneducated, dirty semi truck driver that has no clue how to maneuver their truck in a parking lot.

An idiot truck driver pulls into a truck stop or parking lot and it takes them an hour to get to semi backed in. These truck driver typically have unnecessary hood mirror.
That idiot just got himself into a nut sack jam.
by Christina1985 December 9, 2017
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portuguese sack lunch

A sexual position performed by two people, one of which has to be a male. The man inserts his penis between his partner's nose and mouth (in the area where a mustache grows) and peforms a repetitive humping motion, while his partner makes duck lips.
Subject 1: Yo, last night this chick showed me a new sex position called the "portuguese sack lunch", I liked it a lot.
Subject 2: Man, you are one twisted small dicked motherfucker.
by Flama741 February 19, 2018
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Pasty bean sack

The equivalence of small man syndrome but instead for chunky white guys who call themselves Mexican.
Pasty bean sacks may rule the world but lack with the ladies due to the radiontal brightness of there skin complexion.
by Malakas March 2, 2018
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slapping the sack

When someone with a tiny penis "try's" to masturbate. Their peter is so tiny that they end up just slapping their sack
Jessica: I caught Perry beating off in the bathroom yesterday.
Amanda: Trust me, his dick is so small he was just slapping the sack.
by Jameshasahugecock May 13, 2018
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sack touch

When a male or female exhibit behaviors that portray them to be light in the loafers.

Also can be used for someone who is heterosexual with homosexual tendencies.
All the guys are going out tonight except Billy. He hung back with the ladies. What a sack touch.
by Jimmy 2-times February 18, 2017
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Love Sack

When two individuals sleep together in the same sleeping bag.
Me and my girl were gettin' it on in the love sack last night.

Bro that's crazy, I heard Jamie Foxx and his husband get together in the love sack all the time.
by Alan Rickman's Dick February 21, 2017
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walking ball sack

Someone who is gross, hairy, crusty or just downright ugly
"Hey man did you see Mark last night?"
"Yeah man he looked like a walking ball sack"
by Fuckfacemickey February 24, 2017
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