MUD MONSTER

A WOMAN WHO GOES TO ATV PARKS WITH HER OWN MUD MACHINE. SHE ALSO FINDS ALL THE MUDHOLES AND GOES STRAIGHT THROUGH THEM GIVING THEMSELVES, THEIR MACHINE AND ANYONE IN THE NEAR VICINITY A MUD BATH. SHE IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF A MUD CRICKET.

THAT MUD MONSTER HIT THE FIRST MUDHOLE SHE SAW IN HER SIDE BY SIDE AS FAST AS SHE POSSIBLY COULD.

by THE OFFICIAL MUD MONSTER March 1, 2025

Monsters Are Due On Maple Street

An epidemic of fear and paranoia in reference to an episode of The Twilight Zone of the same name. The episode is about a hypothetical alien invasion.

The host of Pod Save America used the expression in reference to a Chinese spy balloon and the hysterics that followed.
"The Chinese send a balloon over here and we all go crazy! It’s a real Monsters Are Due On Maple Street vibe."

by GI Jes February 7, 2023

pork monster

During sexual intercourse the female coats the guys cock in solidified bacon grease as he stick bacon up her vagina then proceeds to make her eat it while in up side down doggy stile on the phone with her fiance.

I called my horny one night fling a pork monster after they answered their fiance call during our little secret

by Malikhyi magnum August 4, 2020

monster

a person that pours milk before the cereal

me: yo jack

jack: yeah

me: what order do you make cereal in

jack: milk-

me: excuse me, you fucking monster

by .--. ..- ... ... -.-- May 17, 2022

Cookie Monster

An absolute Icon, my spirit animal, amazing, bow down to him

Person 1: I want to be cookie monster

Person 2: YES

by jElly bEan is cool March 26, 2022

pencil monster

A dynamic workout move that combines cardio and strength, where one starts with hands clasped straight above the head (“pencil”) then jumps into a deep squat with hands open at chest height (“monster”) and then jumps back up with hands clasped above the head (“pencil”). This move was invented by Fitness Guru & Life Coach Morgan Brand who focused on women’s health and is a variation of the “squat jack”.

Kate broke a sweat after doing did 20 pencil monsters.

by KC888 April 6, 2023

the greg monster

the dark matter that watches when you sleep

the greg monster will find your ip

by wiiz_osc June 26, 2022