A WOMAN WHO GOES TO ATV PARKS WITH HER OWN MUD MACHINE. SHE ALSO FINDS ALL THE MUDHOLES AND GOES STRAIGHT THROUGH THEM GIVING THEMSELVES, THEIR MACHINE AND ANYONE IN THE NEAR VICINITY A MUD BATH. SHE IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF A MUD CRICKET.
by THE OFFICIAL MUD MONSTER March 1, 2025
Get the MUD MONSTERmug. An epidemic of fear and paranoia in reference to an episode of The Twilight Zone of the same name. The episode is about a hypothetical alien invasion.
The host of Pod Save America used the expression in reference to a Chinese spy balloon and the hysterics that followed.
"The Chinese send a balloon over here and we all go crazy! It’s a real Monsters Are Due On Maple Street vibe."
"The Chinese send a balloon over here and we all go crazy! It’s a real Monsters Are Due On Maple Street vibe."
by GI Jes February 7, 2023
Get the Monsters Are Due On Maple Streetmug. During sexual intercourse the female coats the guys cock in solidified bacon grease as he stick bacon up her vagina then proceeds to make her eat it while in up side down doggy stile on the phone with her fiance.
I called my horny one night fling a pork monster after they answered their fiance call during our little secret
by Malikhyi magnum August 4, 2020
Get the pork monstermug. me: yo jack
jack: yeah
me: what order do you make cereal in
jack: milk-
me: excuse me, you fucking monster
jack: yeah
me: what order do you make cereal in
jack: milk-
me: excuse me, you fucking monster
by .--. ..- ... ... -.-- May 17, 2022
Get the monstermug. by jElly bEan is cool March 26, 2022
Get the Cookie Monstermug. A dynamic workout move that combines cardio and strength, where one starts with hands clasped straight above the head (“pencil”) then jumps into a deep squat with hands open at chest height (“monster”) and then jumps back up with hands clasped above the head (“pencil”). This move was invented by Fitness Guru & Life Coach Morgan Brand who focused on women’s health and is a variation of the “squat jack”.
by KC888 April 6, 2023
Get the pencil monstermug. the dark matter that watches when you sleep
by wiiz_osc June 26, 2022
Get the the greg monstermug.