nick’s your dad

You got caught in a lie and needed to work your way out of it.

Oh man, I heard you went to the DMV and forged a signature. Well, nick’s your dad.

by Graitbigliar March 29, 2024

Dad

The guy who leaves for the milk when your 5 :)

Hello dad
Goodbye dad
DADDYYYYY

by My dad left me :D November 23, 2022

dad

Gone.

Dad? Where did you go?

by 7568ino February 21, 2024

dad

gon

dad went to get milk

by dad destroyer September 25, 2019

Cesar Is Dad

Meaning me, Cesario Villa is your daddy. I don't care if you already have one, I am your daddy :)

Cesar is Dad!-Day Cesar is Dad!-Katie Cesar is Dad!-Haydee

by Daddy Josiah January 22, 2021

dads dick syndrome

dads dick syndrome or DDS for short is a term given to a man who has a dick that looks bigger than it really is.

boy1: man did you see Tyler's piece? it is huge!

boy2: nah it's the case of the dads dick syndrome

by skibby1337 January 30, 2024

Dad

Will leave to "get milk"

Kid: "where's dad?"
Mom: "he went to the store to get milk"

by Ifuckedyoursister August 9, 2019