The act of having sexual relations with a woman so hard, her breasts implode. You then cover her in her own organs which begin to seep from the boob-wreckage and form a neat tuxedo-like blood-stain on her worthless body. You then proceed to run a train on a cow, with your woman in position B. (You>Girl>Cow)
by Mediocre Ogre May 12, 2011
Get the The Texas Tuxedomug. A sexual act in which a women shits on a man and uses her body to rub it all over him, then proceeds to shoot him with a water gun filled with her urine.
by mercxz May 9, 2024
Get the Texas Plate Jobmug. Texas Elite Truckin is a notorious truck group in Texas! If you are part of Texas Elite Truckin you are likely to be a kind young man that had a lot of lady friends!
Ashely: Have you heard of Texas Elite Truckin?
Karen: Yes, that is about the only Truck group I’ll tolerate!!!
Karen: Yes, that is about the only Truck group I’ll tolerate!!!
by Karen365 November 16, 2020
Get the texas elite truckinmug. by Poster Boy June 3, 2025
Get the National Flash Your Friend From Texas Daymug. by That blonde dick from entech February 10, 2014
Get the texas mud stickmug. The act of face fucking your partner after a large dinner at Texas Roadhouse, after finishing in your partners throat, they throw up the remnants of the dinner and your cum onto your stomach.
“Hey did you get anywhere with Jessica last night? Yeah! She gave me the ol’ Texas Roadhouse Cum Casserole!”
by WalkerIllinois March 28, 2025
Get the Texas Roadhouse Cum Casserolemug. This is where the man stays at home on some sort of disability while the wife makes the living all the while complaining about people on welfare.
Looks like Cletus slipped and fell in the parking lot and is now on the Texas retirement system. His wife Betty sure married well.
by realrepublican1 December 25, 2024
Get the texas retirementmug.