Texas sundae

When a person shits in a woman’s vagina and than goes down on her and eats her out.

Dude!!! I just totally saw my neighbors do the Texas Sundae.

by EasyE August 21, 2022

Texas Fill Out

This situation normally occurs with men who move to Texas. Previously, they may have had a light bodily frame. Upon moving to Texas, they fill out with that healthy cornbread glow, looking extra thick and fine. We call that a Texas Fill Out.

"Have you seen Logan since he moved to Texas?"

"No, why?"

"Boy's got that Texas Fill Out!"

by Welovetexas August 27, 2022

Texas Slurpie

After a man perform the Alabama Hot Pocket another person will go down on and eat her out.

When Susan said desert is served, everyone knew it was Texas Slurpie time.

by EasyE August 27, 2022

Texas Slurpie

After a man perform the Alabama Hot Pocket another person will go down on and eat her out.

When Susan said desert is served, everyone knew it was Texas Slurpie time.

by EasyE August 27, 2022

Texas Tuck

When your friend George ask you for a texas tuck you give that man a texas tuck

The Texas Tuck is a complicated art form of bed making. What you must do is have no bed sheet bc fuck a bed sheet don’t need that shit fighting me at night. Then you toss a comforter on and unfold one side so it’s easy to get in and out but you gotta hospital tuck the corners that way you can only get out in one direction. Then you take a regular blanket that you won’t need unless it’s winter and fold it into the shape of Texas. Then you find any random piece of plate of food and put it in the middle bc it needs some culture.

by Bed Making September 15, 2022

Texas

Where owning more than six dildos is illegal and where you can buy an AR-15 at 15yrs old

Bro tf goin on in Texas

by stumby September 28, 2022

speech-to-texas

Speech-to-Texas is a state in which you are talking with far too much "twang" and as a result , speech-to-text went full Texas on ya.

For example, if you say well that truck still tows more than the other truck, and speech-to-text types "Main that truck steel toes more!", You've just witnessed "Speech-to-Texas".

Yo man , you need to work on that twang , your speech to text is actin' up and went full bore "Speech-to-Texas".

by TexasTea123 October 10, 2022