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The Texas Tuxedo

The act of having sexual relations with a woman so hard, her breasts implode. You then cover her in her own organs which begin to seep from the boob-wreckage and form a neat tuxedo-like blood-stain on her worthless body. You then proceed to run a train on a cow, with your woman in position B. (You>Girl>Cow)
The Texas Tuxedo is a doozy! Just ask your mother...
The funeral is in five days.
by Mediocre Ogre May 12, 2011
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Texas Plate Job

A sexual act in which a women shits on a man and uses her body to rub it all over him, then proceeds to shoot him with a water gun filled with her urine.
"Bro she gave me a Texas plate job last night, I think I need to get tested."
by mercxz May 9, 2024
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texas elite truckin

Texas Elite Truckin is a notorious truck group in Texas! If you are part of Texas Elite Truckin you are likely to be a kind young man that had a lot of lady friends!
Ashely: Have you heard of Texas Elite Truckin?
Karen: Yes, that is about the only Truck group I’ll tolerate!!!
by Karen365 November 16, 2020
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National Flash Your Friend From Texas Day

Today was Flash Your Friend From Texas Day and she showed me not everything was bigger in texas
Yo she showed me those tits on National Flash Your Friend From Texas day
by Poster Boy June 3, 2025
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texas mud stick

When you take a raw steak wrap it around your junk and shove it right a girls ass
I gave sarah a Texas mud stick last night
by That blonde dick from entech February 10, 2014
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Texas Roadhouse Cum Casserole

The act of face fucking your partner after a large dinner at Texas Roadhouse, after finishing in your partners throat, they throw up the remnants of the dinner and your cum onto your stomach.
“Hey did you get anywhere with Jessica last night? Yeah! She gave me the ol’ Texas Roadhouse Cum Casserole!”
by WalkerIllinois March 28, 2025
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texas retirement

This is where the man stays at home on some sort of disability while the wife makes the living all the while complaining about people on welfare.
Looks like Cletus slipped and fell in the parking lot and is now on the Texas retirement system. His wife Betty sure married well.
by realrepublican1 December 25, 2024
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