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Saran Sack

Noun.

(Medical Definition) An acute form of hyperhydrosis causing the scrotum to stick to one or both upper quadriceps due to excessive heat build-up in the groin region. Immediate treatment is usually accomplished with a gentle peeling action of the ball sack away from the upper thigh which provides immediate relief but is often accompanied by scorn, laughter, or ridicule. Clandestine manipulation through trouser pockets is recommended during social engagements. Related to deli-counter PVC plastic wrap used for packing or storing sundry food items like sausages, pickles, and hardboiled eggs.
Dude turn on the A/C- its so freaking Death Valley in here right now I'm packing the pickle in Saran Sack!
by anonymous September 6, 2020
mugGet the Saran Sackmug.

bipedal sentient flesh sack

Bipedal sentient flesh sack (sometimes the sentient part is removed) is another way to say human because humans are bipedal animals that have sentience and are covered with flesh
Guy 1:Humans are terrible ama

Guy 2:You mean bipedal sentient flesh Sacks?
by Urbdicdayismay23 May 5, 2024
mugGet the bipedal sentient flesh sackmug.

hacky sack

really big saggy ball(s), resembling that of a grandpas
"woah man! thats one hacky sack..."
by pwggingurdad November 23, 2021
mugGet the hacky sackmug.

Dook Sack

Run, ding dong ditch that wing nuts front door with that FLAMING DOOK SACK and get the hell outta there!
by Lemmy Adam June 3, 2022
mugGet the Dook Sackmug.

butt sack

The area beneath your ass/higher thigh region.
Aw man, I was riding that jet ski for so long that I got a rash on my butt sack!
mugGet the butt sackmug.

jungle sack

1. The state of one's nutsack when they are extremely sweaty, moist, and have past the point of sticking to your leg and now slide freely against the thigh. 2. The condition of one's nutsack when swamp ass has progressed past your taint and engulfed the entire pubic region.
After a long day of tailgating Stilts regretfully announced that his swamp ass was so bad he now had jungle sack!
by mobiusONE October 7, 2010
mugGet the jungle sackmug.

monk sack

The religous practice of removing ones penis, but leaving the scrotum intact; thereby eliminating the abilty to perform sexual acts but not the desire. Often performed by Buhdist monks.
Monks have it rough! Imagine never being able to rub one out!

Why?
Because they have a Monk Sack!
by Twiste 13 December 2, 2013
mugGet the monk sackmug.

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