panda sandwich 

a sangwich consisting oF sourdough bread, ground panda meat, lettuce, tomato, onions, ketchup, guava jelly, camel semen, bamboo, twat waffles, cooter juice, and a big fat juicy pickle.

goes good with a cum frap.

Allie:Welcome to Douchewaffle Hut. May i take your order?
Brett: Yes, I'd like a panda sandwich, no big fat juicy pickle, and a cum frap.

panda sandwich by anthony6969 July 15, 2006

nigger sandwich 

a HUGE sandwich that usually consists of 20 or more pieces of meat, 20 or more pieces of cheese and mayo on both pieces of bread.

Basically a HUGE sandwich thats ingredients resemble 5 or 6 individual sandwiches all in between 2 pieces of bread

I'm hungry as a bitch what you got for me man?

i can make you a nigger sandwich

thats straight! ill take that

nigger sandwich by Young Jeezy00000009 November 2, 2010

mcqueef sandwich

where a female takes both peices of bread and wipes then on her vagina, and queefing all over the bread which puts all sorts of things such as "butter" on the sandwich, thus making it a mcqueef sandwich!

thomas mcqueef wants a mcqueef sandwich

mcqueef sandwich by matty boy jr February 26, 2009

Milk sandwich 

a clever way of telling someone you want to see if they want to cum in there mouth

hey bitch would you like a milk sandwich??

Milk sandwich by RIPPO December 9, 2008

Turkey Sandwich 

When you work at a hospital or retierment home and a patient asks for a sandwich, so you wack off on the sandwich and fire your money shot on it and tell them its mayo.

Some old dude died because some asshole gave him a turkey sandwich.

Turkey Sandwich by DF2022 October 11, 2007

fish sandwich

you follow a girl home, and when she goes inside her house, knock on the door and when she answers, punch her in the nose and knock her out. then you rub her vaginal fluids on her face, then you cum on her face so you got the ketchup, fish, and the mayonnaise

my girlfriend was being a pussy last night, so i followed her home and gave her a fish sandwich

fish sandwich by pastoolio November 12, 2007

peanut butter sandwich 

when ones head is inserted into womans vagina while she is suffering from a yeast infection. yours ears will resemble bread (due to the califlower effect) and your head will be covered in butter.

"i just got a peanut butter sandwich from my wife."

peanut butter sandwich by steve cameron April 3, 2008