Solid Gold Retard

This is a term used to describe the Mercedes Benz of idiots; gifted with the rarefied ultra-premium artisinal brand of stupidity that has to be cultivated deep within the fiery heart of a mountain of ignorance.
This being has no self -awareness, and exists simply to consume , make animal noises approximating speech, and cower at the lash.
This animal thrives in "safe spaces" where hurtful language and corrective violence are absent to deter the progression of a run-of-the-mill Gump into a creature with an unwarranted sense of self-righteous moral authority, known as a "Solid Gold Retard".

Person 1; "I was driving to work this morning, but these Davos kids playing climate change activist glued themselves to the pavement, and made me late, now I'm on probation"
Person 2; "What a pack of Solid Gold retards"

by Bad Ostrich July 19, 2024

Retard shit

A crude term used to describe a piece of media or behaviour characterized by senselessness, nihilism and overall lack of substance.

-Did you see the latest MrBeast video?
-No that's retard shit.

by Wotanski January 20, 2024

Retard

It's a slur. Please don't use this if you are not neurodivergent!

Meghan: Wow, that's kinda retarded, isn't it?
Sam: You know you really shouldn't say that. Just say stupid or idiotic.

by Thatautisticacegirl April 1, 2021

retard

zac is a retard

your a retard

by zacs a fucking retard July 3, 2017

retard

salvatore alpert

bro that kids is such a sal alpert.
Meaning that kid is such a retard!

by pu$$y licker January 22, 2022

Retardable

Combination of relatable and retar*ed

That's pretty retardable ngl

by rayane1718 December 17, 2024

Retard

Meaning stupid

Jacob : Look at that guy is he okay?
Mark : No Jacob he is disabled and dumb he cannot function like a regular human being he is retarded
Jacob : Damn he really is retarded. Dumb ass nigga

by FreakyFrog January 18, 2023