Hellen Keller Pants

When a womens pants are so tight you can read vaginal lips

Her pant's are so tight you can read her lips, like hellen keller pants!

by boomshockalocka January 10, 2009

commando pant sag

Doing a pant sag or G-Sag without underwear and unshaved so they can see how manly you are by how much hair you have (if you do this your a real man)

All the ladies are blushing cuz im doing da commando pant sag im pretty sure im going to jail for indecent exposure but it was worth it bro

by beatmeater3000 July 14, 2021

Lady Red Pants

Lady Red Pants is another one of Batavia's local bums. She is often seen wearing red pants and sleeps under the black stages at the Riverwalk. She is usually around Walgreens talking to her self. See also Gary Coleman.

Lady Red Pants is a crazy Batavia bum

by timpatandersjonchasenicktristancolinbusterhorsefac August 17, 2003

put long pants on

The act of achieving an altered state of mind through the consumption of marijuana.

Hey, we are going to be so hungry after we put long pants on.

by sirsneaky September 29, 2005

big pants

Sexual attraction to another person, place, animal or object.

Dude, I think Sandy's got the big pants for you!

by Pervasive D2 November 11, 2010

fatty mcbutter pants

obese people how think they are still skinny thus having to use butter to slip into their pants.

Hey stev why dont you use country crock to slip into those fatty mcbutter pants

by fatty mcbutter February 4, 2009

DR Shit Pants

Is a Person who sits on crap ether bird shit or just shit, especially from shitting them self's and you can call them shit pants for short

"Hay Dale i mean Dr Shit Pants would you like some fresh bird shit on the chair for you"

by Danny169 September 17, 2012