Professional mixed eggs
Me: Maddy do you know what mixed eggs are? Maddy: no wtf is that, aren’t you American?
Me: Americans are weird
Me: Americans are weird
by Pooplead September 23, 2020
by Pooplead September 23, 2020
When a guy is way too drunk to get it up so he gets an Asian prostitute to peg him furiously from behind .
by Tony Bananas November 21, 2020
Person named Staniel: What in the actual egg, Skip?!
Skip: I don’t like eggs. They feel weird in my mouth.
Skip: I don’t like eggs. They feel weird in my mouth.
by Skip Komarov October 26, 2022
by Weekfour July 30, 2021
by CheesyDinos December 03, 2023
Mark: “Hey Abdul curry Karim egg what are you eating?”
Abdul: *stuffs cream egg down his pants* “ it’s a cream egg, and I ain’t eating it!!”
Abdul: *stuffs cream egg down his pants* “ it’s a cream egg, and I ain’t eating it!!”
by Ima Fucking noncé March 31, 2019