When you have to take your partner to the ER because they are imploding from the inside. Usually do to bad tacos, this is not a form of food poisoning but instead a side effect of ending for more than 2 years.
by Thunder m0nkey April 27, 2024
Get the Purple linermug. When person is given a blowjob whilst being grabbed and felt up in a manner that results in bruising.
Man, things got so intense last night it turned into a purple saxophone jam session.
Blowjob cop a feel bdsm
Blowjob cop a feel bdsm
by SentualSaxDuringSex March 13, 2016
Get the purple saxophonemug. Ariel: last night I was trying to get dicked down but I only ended up getting fucked for nine minutes
Stacy: you can only suck up for 30 mins or he’ll leave you with a purple placenta
Stacy: you can only suck up for 30 mins or he’ll leave you with a purple placenta
by Becky Bitch July 14, 2019
Get the Purple placentamug. Color of a penis after a male has sex with a virgin. Also color of testicles after a male has sex after having blue balls. It is refered to as monkey purple because a vagina is called a monkey.
by Dr. Monkey October 16, 2011
Get the Monkey Purplemug. A sexual act performed through the female eating a high enough quantity of beets to turn her feces purple, and quite possibly staining her butthole. The male then penetrates the newly dyes purple butthole with his penis, creating the Purple Santorum.
by Doc Toboggan January 6, 2012
Get the Purple Santorummug. Purple guy: The new species! You can become one by the following: Turn your self purple, Kill at least 2 people (isn't necessary but still), Become friends with a orange guy, Turn a soul into a animatronic (not really necessary but still) and that is probably all.
by A game enjoyer January 9, 2024
Get the Purple guymug. by somone you dont know...YET July 9, 2011
Get the Purple polomug.