Steve Job

A Steve job is when you masturbate to pornography on your smart phone. It is named after the man who created the most popular smart phone, the iPhone, Steve Jobs

I was too tired to get up to my computer and jerk off, so I gave myself a Steve job while I laid down in bed, using my droid and went back to sleep.

by SuperJew113 January 27, 2013

squirrel job

the act of playing with a mans balls or "nuts".

Dude squirrel jobs are amazing! She plays with your nuts, and not the ones you store for the winter!!

by random commentary December 12, 2009

bleed job

when a girl gives a man a blowjob and the dick starts bleeding.

last night, i gave james a bleed job

by Kayleigh babesz May 14, 2008

Job Trolling

The act of repeating showing up at a bushiness to gain a job from them.

Oh man, I have been Job Trolling the store down the street for a week now, I think I will get a job with them soon.

by Sandman-Ivan July 7, 2011

Back Job

Fisting some ones asshole, followed by licking their asshole. Most people will think of this as a back massage when they first hear it.

Guy at party: Hey, can I get a back job?
Girl: Sure
.... 3 minutes later...
Girl: Ewww your disgusting

by J-train1022 May 29, 2012

Shame Job

A second, sometimes secretive, occupation taken to cover the bills in tough economic times.

"Just between you and me, I've taken a shame job on weekends since the market took a dive."

by transient37 December 22, 2008

hantoun job

to lick the pussy smiling with your tongue out going up and down with your eyes shut tight

i gave her a hantoun job yesterday she came all over my face

by BAL69696969 February 17, 2010