Fat Neck

The Art Of Clapping 3 Times Then Hitting Ones Neck As Fast As Possible Inflicting The Most Pain Possible To The Back Of The Neck

Hey I just Fat Necked the idiotic loser over there and now he is crying

by HighIQWords October 13, 2018

Wind ya neck in

Some bs Amy says when she wants someone to pipe down

J: you like it up the bum don’t you xx
A: wind ya neck in

by Native_Foreigner December 11, 2018

Born-neck

A type of neck deformity, where you cannot see the persons neck.

Child: "Mom what is wrong with that person"
Mom: "My dear he was born like that"
Child: "Oh his got a born-neck"

by InkyPinky February 5, 2010

neck bliss

a neck bliss is the very ends of the lumps when you crinkle the back of your neck

"fuck you bitch you get no respek-bliss thats why hop is coming for your neck bliss" ill by the hopson 8

by XxBig_TastyxX November 12, 2017

Neck Oil

Lubricating the inside of the esophagus with a crisp beer

Oi Gary, wanna go for a slap and guzzle some neck oil

Adjective: Hey Doctor, I think I have glandular fever (Doctor)... have some neck oil, you'll be right!

by Smootherthanasmoothi October 31, 2022

Neck-jumper

A person who will argue with you because they don't like your opinion.

Me: Taco Bell has good food.
Colleague: No it doesn't. The food is trash and everyone who eats it is dumb cuz it's the worst food ever.
Me: Will you shut up? You're such a Neck-jumper.

by OzzyTheKidd888 July 16, 2025

wank-neck

A debilitating pain or twinge in the neck and shoulders, resulting from excessive or violent masturbation. Usually the affliction of men in their mid-to-late-twenties, directly resulting from a 'dry-spell'.

Most mornings he woke up with wank-neck.

If he doesn't stop, he'll give himself chronic wank-neck.

Wank-neck is the disease of the under sexed.

by one of many concerned friends January 27, 2014