mr.brown

Stifle and to flog students with a keyboard

don't make me mr.brown you

mr.brown by flarg June 2, 2008

Mr. Freeze

When a drunk guy gets all amped up to go talk to some chicks in a bar, walks over, physically interrupts their conversation and doesn't say a thing to them after. Meanwhile his buddies are laughing/cringing from across the room.

Brock crashed and burned last night, invented a new pick-up move called the Mr. Freeze that is guaranteed to fail. Blamed it on the crondo.

Mr. Freeze by NickInMesa October 25, 2009

Mr. Bation 

A chronic masturbator who denies jerking off and is an opponent of chronic masturbation.

Mr. Bation: <knocking on door> HEY! are you masturbating in there?

Mr. Bator: Yea, just give me 10 more minutes.

Mr. Bation: You sick little perv, real men don't masturbate. Hurry up in there all this masturbation talk makes me want to rub one off too.

Mr. Bator: How about you do me and I do you?

Mr. Bation: Would'nt that make us gay?

Mr. Bator: Yes of course

Mr. Bation: Well I guess having you jerk me off is better then masturbating since I don't believe in masturabation.

Mr. Bation by masturbataj January 21, 2010

Mr. Fisty 

When you ram your fist into the rectum of another.

Dude, I was with Jessie last night and I slipped her the Mr. Fisty. She screamed like a banshee.

Mr. Fisty by THE Mister Fisty April 30, 2010

mr. 4:59 

An annoying customer that comes in just before you close at 5:00 P.M. knowing you close at that time.

Ah fuck!! Here comes Mr. 4:59 again to place a big order..Now we cant go home on time!!"

mr. 4:59 by massivet3 January 5, 2017

Mr. p 

A dude who changed my life and the lives of others. He was the best teacher anyone could ask for. He could brighten up your day with just a smile or a funny joke. He will be missed.

Hey, is that Mr. p?

Yea, that dude changed my life.

Mr. p by Lee0506 November 6, 2019

Mr thunderthighs 

Dan the man is a very pretty boy who is in love with frank whatever his last name is. He always watches movies with me and is amazing. He also loves sharks.

If you are friends with Mr Thunderthighs you are automatically cool.

Person: YOURE FRIENDS WITH MR THUNDERTHIGHS? HR SO COOL BE MY FRIEND.

Mr thunderthighs by Fagkie May 7, 2022