Max

A manwhore who will sleep with just about any gender despite being a virgin and having a girlfriend. Personality is insufferable and is overall a pain in the ass in more ways than one. Everyone including yourself loves them and wants to be/is his friend.

God, Max is such a bitch. Can't wait to hang out with him later.

Stay away from Max, he slept with four people last night. Wish he would notice me...

by Mothica January 29, 2022

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max kirkby

If you know a Max Kirkby, he definitely loves food, sleep, and chipotle! The chubbiest people known to man always have the name: Max Kirkby but they are dangerous so be careful that they don’t “Come round your house and spark your jaw!”

Max Kirkby is going to come round my house and spark my jaw!

by Olly Freeman November 24, 2021

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Max

Max is the most extraordinary person in the world. His smile can make you forget all the dirt in the universe in a single second. He has a thousand different laughs, all for a specific moment and when you meet him and hear one, you're immediately addicted. He's the smartest guy and helps others daily, often forgetting his own health. He tends to think he's cocky and egoistical, yet it's just his mind playing tricks on him. His brushy eyebrows are adorable and he gives the best hugs in a single-person bed. He deserves love and attention, care and support and most importantly, lots of kisses.

'Hey, do you know Max?'
'Heck yes, he's my forever treasure, wanna meet him?'

by quiteanaveragegf August 13, 2022

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