Mary Poppins

When a woman inserts a toothpick umbrella down a man’s urethra and opens it, while pulling it back out.

Person 1: “Wow, I can’t believe you actually followed that creep to the bathroom”

Woman: “Don’t worry about me, I gave him the ‘ol Mary Poppins”

by WeinerScreener June 25, 2021

mary courtney

so nice, they named her twice

have you met mary courtney? she’s so nice, they named her twice

by murphygirl November 23, 2021

Mary

Rapper Dee Mac's treeshie sister

You know dat Mary girl? She a treesh.

by unknown_user1337 February 16, 2020

Marie VDB

She is the sexiest human being I have ever met and I would give her a facial any day of the week she was in my bed last night.

Marie VDB is very sexy

by XxCieran2004Xx April 14, 2020

Mari

A very wise nanny who will always care on your clients friends but doesn’t give a butt about clients. Maris will also call Brody’s brothers because Mari is from Mexico. Mari won’t care if people insult her. Mari is a savage.

Kid: Hi Mari how are you doing

Mari: shut up or I will bring the chancla

Friend: hi Mari

Mari: how are you, kind child

by Dniel October 24, 2020

Queen Mary

Like a reverse cowgirl.. and the guy wraps his arms under the legs locks his fingers behind her head... For dirty hard slamn.

Her neck was really sore the next day from the Queen Mary.

by sly-D December 17, 2023

Mary Call

When a colleague from work phones you hammered all the time, usually from copious amounts of wine or beer, and there’s no escape!

Jesus Christ man last night I got a Mary Call went on for hours, talking utter shite, friend: yeah me too. The Mary tends to have no recollection of having done this and will no doubt do it again.

by Unknown1978 April 15, 2020