lesbian trees

the thing i said after waking up from a dream about lesbian trees.
what happened in the dream: i was at a forest, and i was walking, then i saw two trees, and i somehow knew that they were a girl, and they were kissing... after I woke up, i loudly said, "LESBIAN TREES!" and my parents heard me.

"Today, I screamed, "LESBIAN TREES!", and my parents heard it."

by terra_7382 November 3, 2024

lesbian cucumber

Another name for a double sided dildo

Where did you hide lesbian cucumber

by Inara22 September 17, 2023

Lesbian

A non man who is attracted to another non man!

Guy: hi cutie, wanna date?
Rando: no sorry I'm lesbian

by Halloweenpiss September 24, 2021

Lesbian

Reverse gay.

Hey, are you a gay?
*Uno reverse card*
No, I'm a lesbian.

by smolien uwu May 11, 2020

Lesbian Son

Lesbian son is when you a mom and you have a son who's lesbian

what is a lesbian son?

A lesbian son is a male who is obsessed with women
To all of the boyfriends out there, watch out or my lesbian son will steal your gurl

Mom: I love my lesbian son

by kidsaretasty September 10, 2020

mspec lesbian

“Mspec” is another term for “bisexual”, which means not exclusively attracted to any gender.

“Lesbian” means a woman exclusively attracted to any gender.

As such, an “mspec lesbian” is a woman who is not a lesbian but wants to culturally appropriate lesbians. This is clear from how self-proclaimed “mspec lesbians” try to justify their contradictory label by claiming that they are connected to lesbian culture.

See also: meat-eating vegan, non-dysphoric trans, Christian atheist

Mspec lesbians are a logical contradiction and cannot exist. Claiming they do is lesbophobia.

by the riverside March 27, 2025

Lesbian

Non-men loving non-men

Guy1: “Dude… I think I might be a lesbian..”
Guy2: “Dude you’re a man, you can’t be lesbian.”

by I’m right, you’re wrong. July 9, 2022