jacob sigel

The sexiest guy you have ever seen in your life

I wish I could be as hot as Jacob Sigel

by js1999 May 29, 2017

Jacob

He’s a guy. He says he’ll never watch anime, even though we already know he is addicted beyond even me. He says he hates hentai but he’s lying. He is a bully because he won’t play Roblox with other people. He also sucks cock, quite a bit. And doesn’t play Minecraft enough.

Jacob “doesn’t like” anime.

by Spuma-san February 28, 2020

jacob paull

A person that is named jacob paull is gay and forgetful and he has no friends.

You are such a jacob paull that we wont be his friend.

by Bporter November 18, 2017

Jacob's Luck

Someone who has really bad luck. Also the name of Yes Mam's first album.

Jacob's luck, when you get into a wreck and step out of the car and get hit by another car.

by whospooch September 7, 2018

Jacob

Jacob is a person who sucks at all video games especially fortnite, apex legends, Minecraft, and most of all fifa. He normally has a brother named Samuel who is equally bad at video games and thinks he knows everything but he doesn’t.

Jacob has never gotten a solo dub in fortnite.

by The truth about everything May 21, 2019

Jacob

A name of a person who is most likely to own at least 1 Borzoi.

"Dude, did you see Jacob's new Borzoi?"
"He got another one?? How many does he have??"
"He just got his 17th!"

by whatagreatmovie October 13, 2022

Jacob Athens

Someone who simps for anime girls and runs a stupid podcast.

Quit being a Jacob Athens man

by Patriotic To The Bone December 22, 2022