Sack of Wank

A social networking site to rival facebook....aimed at women (or men, we don't want no homophobes here) who are seeking a man with either a) a face like a bag of elbows or b) enough false charm to get you into bed and then not bother with you ever again (we are expecting record joinings) better than facebook and without the stupid status updates!!! For women who think charm is a brick wrapped in a brick (tm Roo)

Krystal "I joined Sack of Wank looking for an ugly mutt to take to hockey and they have Jesse Boulerice!!!!"

Luanne "get stamped on!!!"

or.....

Chantelle-Chanelle "Why do men always treat me like an idiot?"

Courtney "because you are an idiot Chantelle-Chanelle (and I think your mother hated you) but why not join Sack of Wank, they have loads of grade A wanksacking arseholes on there and this week they have a special offer, free Sack of Wank with every account opened" deep voice says.....terms and conditions apply

by Bertuzzi's Bitch and the Roo September 21, 2009

Sack Racker

An unfortunate hand dealt in cards, bad news, or any little inconvenience. Usually feels like a 100lb weight on your sack

How the hell did I hit 5 red lights in a row, that’s a damn sack racker

by Burgermeisterthevineswinger October 13, 2023

sack a shit

a real disingenuous person
one exhibits disappointing human behavior

He is a real sack a shit

by sengseal July 21, 2017

sack zecor

Sex where the girl bends over and hangs on to a treadmill and the guy sticks it in and starts running a 3k.

Did you hear that they got a brand new treadmill? I'd bet that he is going to sack zecor her on it.

by super14mancool January 23, 2024

sack of balls

It's called ''nuttsack''.

Guy-1: ''Wow my sack of balls is really itchy!''
Guy-2: ''Yeah they do that.''

by MisterMuslim February 05, 2018

Spooky Sack

you recive oral or coitus in a funeral hearse

I was driving back with that body from Utah and she gave me a spooky sack on the way. We stopped and turned the hearse into a spooky Shack

by LepusCurpaeum January 06, 2024

sack glasses

The sexual act of placing your testicles over a girl's eyes, where she can only see your sack and giving the impression of glasses.

Jack: Man, this girl I was with wouldn't suck my dick, so when she was asleep, I hit her with some sack glasses.

Dave: Nice! But why not go with the dirty sanchez?

by The sack slapper February 20, 2011