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I'm Cooked

Dude 1: I heard you're girlfriend is pregnant.
Dude 2: I'm Cooked.
by Ojizzle March 30, 2024
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i'm not a player

Meaning you're not a slut, you just love sex. A lot.
Yo, my nigga I'm not a player, I just love to fuck a lot
by Yourgurllmkutie November 3, 2014
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I'm eighteen!

A song by Alice Cooper. Good song to listen to when you turn eighteen.
Turns eighteen: I'm eighteen!, and I don't know what I want!
by Avocado Toast ✰ November 6, 2018
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I'm BABY

When an idiot can't determine their age:)
Harold: "Hey Charles you forgot to put the milk up"
Charles: "Well I'm BABY "
*Charles proceeds to be a pain and not put the milk up*
by get_offmydict123 February 9, 2022
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I'm not the problem, I'm the mirror

Quoted from ChatGPT, it means, "You only have a problem with me because I'm exposing you for your errors."
Boss: Your behavior is offensive.
Me: My behavior is trying to show you how poorly run your organization is. I'm not the problem, I'm the mirror.
by Reverend_Dude May 15, 2025
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I'm so everything

When you are hungry, thirsty, bored, tired, and sad.
Guy1: Man, I'm so everything right now.
Guy2: Yeah same.
by pryobites July 13, 2023
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Luck is a cat and I'm allergic to them

Luck is a cat and I'm allergic to them is an expression to say that you are very unlucky
Well Luck is a cat and I'm allergic to them.
by potvaliant cloud June 21, 2024
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