Josh Hockel

Infamous shit-poster on several Facebook meme pages including ENG: Llama posting and RTED: Gold Posting.

Known for extremely sexually graphic memes using favourite childhood movies.

Terry: have you seen this guy Josh Hockel’s Facebook posts?

Sheila: No I didn’t, it’s too early in the morning for that absolute smut.

by DJDOUCH3 January 7, 2024

Tonsil hockey

Icky yucky mouth to mouth sex for people who don’t want/can’t have actual sex. You lubricate each others’ tongues nice and slimy with your own tongue and make annoying noises. Also if you’re that one mf who won’t shut up about that one other mf (you KNOW who you are) then you’re going to be a boastful little bastard about it for way too long as if other people were jealous of you when NOBODY IS and you’re EMBARRASSING YOURSELF by trying to show off your PRIVATE LIFE in PUBLIC and then you can’t take the hint as to why NOBODY IS APPLAUDING YOU AND YOU THINK YOU’RE SOOOOOOO INTERESTING FOR GETTIN’ SLIMY IN THEIR SLIMY PIE HOLE BUT NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT IT STOP TALKING ABOUT IT AND

“I may or may not have kissed redacted today, hehe”
“FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR TONSIL HOCKEY MATCHES WITH SIR WOOBIE HIMSELF”

by LeoTheKilljoy January 8, 2024

Getting Hocked

When Hock E. Tan buys a company and systematically destroys everything that made it great

VMware is really getting Hocked since the acquisition

by uncle_pat January 10, 2024

yee hockey

People who think that they are better than everyone when in all reality they’re just simply not

They’re a yee hockey piece of cock

by Urban dictionary nerd January 15, 2024

Thug Hacker

A thug especially good at hacking yo shit empty!

A thug hacker is someone that came from the hood, that still does hood activities but hacks up a storm like he works at facebook hackathon.

by j.c.king January 17, 2024

Massive honkers

Boobies, massive fucking titties, super stuffed up milkies, hunger bonger doinky boinky, fabric stretching wind flapping gravity welling sex mounds, super duper ultra hyper goddamm mother fucking mega milkies.

Oh, you mean these? My Boobies, my massive fucking titties, my super stuffed up milkies, my hunger bonger doinky boinky, my fabric stretching wind flapping gravity welling sex mounds, mu super duper ultra hyper goddamm mother fucking mega milkies, my Massive honkers?

by The only arsonist January 31, 2024

Ham Hocked

Someone getting pounded during sex. Usually full length penetration. This can be used in opposite sex (straight) or same sex (gay men) sexual partners. Also could be referred to a woman pegging a man.

Wow! She/he is really getting ham hocked by that guy.

by Viewpoint10 February 10, 2024