Bought her a house

To ejaculate in a lady's ear

Ed totally bought her a house! And it ran down the side of her face

by Brandon_Has May 2, 2021

Snout in her cake

a nose in a females vagina, an act of sexual role play where by one man forces his nose tip into the hole of her vagina, causing extreme pleasure

e.g. i want to snout her cake so bad, snout in her cake

by snouter December 23, 2012

mop her

fuck her

mop her til she runs from you

by reuthi September 20, 2013

what's her lips

The female version of "What's his nuts?. Generally used to replace the name of someone you've forgotten to talk about, or can't remember their name. Refers to the lips of her vagina.

Guy 1: Dude! I saw what's her lips today at the gym?!?!
Guy 2: My ex, Angela?
Guy 1: Yeah, her!!

by DrZoo March 2, 2011

Macgyvered Her

When one uses household objects, tools, and unconventional objects to get his girl off. i.e. milk i.e. hamper i.e. flyswatter i.e. WD-40 i.e butter i.e vegetables. The trick is they cannot be used solo and have to create unthinkable success of a home-run magnitude.

I heard Shanasty wailing in ecstasy and flapping like a cat in heat from her tent at the campout--Raul totally Macgyvered her with that Marshmallow encrusted road flare attached to a battery powered Winnie the Poo toothbrush shaft with Double D batteries...then he made the emergency reflective blanket into a make shift condom with an asparagus rubber band and it was fire-breathing GO TIME!

by Dirty JJJ March 28, 2011

Hanging Her Step

Changing one's mind

Josh "What are you and Jenny doing on your anniversary?"
Jake: "At first, it was a movie, then ice skating. She keeps hanging her step so I don't know"

by cya_jr July 8, 2011

Cabbage Stuck In Her Braces

Going to rob a bank

That chick totally has cabbage stuck in her braces

by Mavrick1200 September 1, 2011